are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Your cock deserves a montage
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize