You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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