had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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