Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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