Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
