doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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