Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
