I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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