When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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