I'm really into asian looking animals
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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