She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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