he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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