And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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