We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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