before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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