grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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