a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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