he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you inspire me to be a worse person
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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