There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It was confusing and full of hummus
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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