First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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