Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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