I want to have your abortion
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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