I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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