Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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