I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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