In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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