After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we're making bets on your personal life
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
