So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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