I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
