Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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