He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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