Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I need water and some morals
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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