Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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