Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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