Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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