The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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