So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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