I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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