I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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