i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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