I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
