thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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