Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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