This is not my ceiling
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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