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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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