Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me