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• (585): View more from New York

  it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.

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  Shut up. I did not.

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  I really wish I was making that up.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed

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• (415): View more from California

  Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila

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