tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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