Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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