are you so shy because you have an std?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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