It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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