Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples