ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.