Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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