No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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