why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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