she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
