By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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