Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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