we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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