This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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